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How do you know if reindeer have been in your refrigerator?

Hoof prints in the butter!!! 

Why was Santa's elf depressed?

He had low elf esteem. 

Why were the reindeer unhappy?

because it kept raining! 

Whats the difference between teachers and Christmas candy?

People like Christmas candy 

Who is Rudolph's favorite comedian?

Adam Santler 

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary!  

Why does Santa love to garden?

Because silly he gets to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe in it! 

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish 

Where does Frosty keep his money?

In a snow bank. 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic! 

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