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| How do you know if reindeer have been in your refrigerator? |
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Hoof prints in the butter!!! |
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| Why was Santa's elf depressed? |
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He had low elf esteem. |
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| Why were the reindeer unhappy? |
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because it kept raining! |
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| Whats the difference between teachers and Christmas candy? |
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People like Christmas candy |
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| Who is Rudolph's favorite comedian? |
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Adam Santler |
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| Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? |
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In the dictionary!
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| Why does Santa love to garden? |
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Because silly he gets to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe in it! |
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? |
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North Polish |
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| Where does Frosty keep his money? |
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In a snow bank. |
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| What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? |
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Claustrophobic! |
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